=== L3Relationships ===

Can I ask you about someone? #Hero

    -> L3RMenu
    
=== L3RMenu ===

Well? About who? #LackeyThree

    + [The final boss!]
        -> L3RVillain
        
    + [The princess!]
        -> L3RPrisoner
        
    + [Lackey One!]
        -> L3RLackeyOne
        
    + [Lackey Two!]
        -> L3RLackeyTwo
        
    + {SecondPlayer} [Second Player!]
        -> L3RSecondPlayer
        
    + {CutHero} [The Old Hero!]
        -> L3RCutHero
        
    + {WashingMachine} [Washing Machine!]
        -> L3RWashingMachine
        
    + [Actually, nevermind.]
        -> L3RExit

=== L3RVillain ===

So yeah, what do you think of the final boss? #Hero

Something deeply analytical, but ultimately unhelpful. #LackeyThree

All right then. #Hero

    + [There's someone else I want to talk about.]
        -> L3RMenu
        
    + [Actually, that's enough gossip.]
        -> L3Menu
        
=== L3RPrisoner ===

So yeah, what do you think about the princess? #Hero

That's between me and her. #LackeyThree

That answer makes me uncomfortable. #Hero

Everything about you makes me uncomfortable so... #LackeyThree

...fuck off. #LackeyThree

JK. #LackeyThree

No profanity in the final edit. #LackeyThree

    + [There's someone else I want to talk about.]
        -> L3RMenu
        
    + [Actually, that's enough gossip.]
        -> L3Menu
        
=== L3RLackeyOne ===

Any feelings about Lackey One? #Hero

Probably. #LackeyThree

Cool. #Hero

    + [There's someone else I want to talk about.]
        -> L3RMenu
        
    + [Actually, that's enough gossip.]
        -> L3Menu
        
=== L3RLackeyTwo ===

You've gotta have feelings about Lackey Two! #Hero

Maybe. I'll try to get around to it. #LackeyThree

    + [There's someone else I want to talk about.]
        -> L3RMenu
        
    + [Actually, that's enough gossip.]
        -> L3Menu
        
=== L3RSecondPlayer ===

So what do you think of my buddy? #Hero

Oh you know... green's a cooler color. #LackeyThree

He prolly won't be green though. #Hero

Alas. #LackeyThree

    + [There's someone else I want to talk about.]
        -> L3RMenu
        
    + [Actually, that's enough gossip.]
        -> L3Menu
        
=== L3RCutHero ===

Did you see that guy? This game used to have a completely different direction. #Hero

Maybe it could be an educational game! #LackeyThree

...I mean, sure, it could, but I don't think that's the best use of resources-- #Hero

well, you should. Work on that. #LackeyThree

    + [There's someone else I want to talk about.]
        -> L3RMenu
        
    + [Actually, that's enough gossip.]
        -> L3Menu
        
=== L3RWashingMachine ===

Have you ever talked to the washing machine? #Hero

Do you ever listen to yourself talk? #LackeyThree

...no? #Hero

Well, you should. Work on that. #LackeyThree

    + [There's someone else I want to talk about.]
        -> L3RMenu
        
    + [Actually, that's enough gossip.]
        -> L3Menu
    
=== L3RExit ===

Actually, that's enough gossip. #Hero

Finally, you're sated. #LackeyThree

    -> L3Menu